that wasn’t a gang, that was a family, that’s why
I can’t wait to turn 18 because I’ll be instantly hot that’s how the rules go
i have candy get in the van
no
the van has wifi
ok
i might sell my soul if ed sheeran would explain to me what ‘be like you’ is about
barack obama is terrible at movie titles
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to